Good day. Leslie and I are still very much down under. Once again, wires have been crossed and we are performing at 10pm rather than 10am so the audiences are rather free of under-fives. This may explain their bafflement. On a lighter note, Leslie won twenty dollars on a slot machine and I have found a laundry that might be able to get the salt out of my jacket.

Good morning all. Or perhaps good night if you are in England as I am writing this from Australia. After our sell out UK tour (apart from Cheltenham. And Manchester. And there were plenty of seats going in Norwich as well) Leslie and I have arrived in Melbourne. It was a tense flight as I had some trapped wind and Leslie had a reaction to a prawn sandwich from Heathrow. Apart from that, our first show went very well. Swiss Goose is enjoying the Australian weather and whilst Leslie and I are sharing a flat again, we get separate bedrooms, which is a blessed relief.